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Wish granted, but that wasn't flying. That was falling with style.

I wish mother likes the gift she receives on from me on Mother's Day.

Hehe, I wasn't in there. Hard to draw me I guess.

Granted, I can! However I won't do it.

I wish the next poster starts free falling but in time to make another wish before they hit the ground...

Granted but the game always crashes when you try to play it.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Hehe, the next thing you should do is post the "Boy that escalated quickly" gif.

Granted but the muffin tasted like shit.

I wish I had the power to duplicate inanimate objects.

Granted but since Adolf Hitler had a hard to understand accent we all understand that quote as "Fudge a bluffin not be tee colour of its anterior, but by tee shaver of it's centerior."

I wish I...

Granted but nothing ever came out of it because he was alone when he only ever said it that one time.

I wish I had a jar full of jarate that wouldn't break on me when I'm holding it.

Granted but he ALWAYS finds a loophole to the rules and you, Clint, must make a new rule or modify an old rule daily for the rest of your life.

I wish my eyesight improves to the point where I do...

Hmph, if it follows me around that means it never truly lands on me so I still live.

Are you going to make another wish?

Granted but once you start, you finish when you are 90 years old. That is how long it will take for you to count to 7.

I wish it rains today but not to the point of flooding.

I wish I get to kiss a beautiful girl on the lips and that it would be a very memorable one.

Unclear, wish denied.

I wish Dub2tep could communicate more efficiently.

Granted but now you have no clothes, house, money or friends.

I wish I could control my laughter.

Granted but you shaved your beard before hand so he is still mean to you.

I wish Clint didn't avoid my wish by saying that I have nice shoes.

Wish granted but you will NEVER be able to wear it because the strap was too tight.

I wish the next poster of this topic would say that I have nice shoes.

Granted but they don't know how to set up to succeed so they don't set up at all.

I wish I knew a successful pick up line that works on anybody except for Santa.

Granted but now SOMEONE has their sights set on you now.

I wish Jacko999 gets creeped out by this unforeseen turn of events.

Wish granted but your internet dies for 4 days and your time to claim your prize runs out and the raffle is forced to get redrawn.

I wish I get invited to a girl's 18th birthday party and she...

Granted but only because it all came in a trillion pieces with no instruction manual as to how to put that gold fridge together.

I wish I get invited to a girl's 18th birthday party.

Granted but it is too heavy for transport so it will never get delivered to you.

I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

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Granted but it will have taken you a full weeks worth of your time to do so.

I wish I would speak through telepathy at infinite range so that my voice cannot be muffled.

Granted but it is all mixed in with raisins.

I wish everyone in the world would suddenly believe in Christianity.

Granted but then you run out of food and all the shops are closed and you starve.

I wish I had the 'presence' ability. This means that whenever I walk into a room, everybody in that room would all...

Granted but it gets delivered to the wrong address.

I wish I was 50% more smarter than I am now.