OzGaming Australian Gaming Community - Spam Section http://www.ozgaming.com.au/ Anything goes, no post counts added en Wed, 22 May 2013 10:18:12 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.ozgaming.com.au/images/ProGamer/misc/rss.png OzGaming Australian Gaming Community - Spam Section http://www.ozgaming.com.au/ Random stuff teachers say http://www.ozgaming.com.au/showthread.php?2254-Random-stuff-teachers-say&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 03:18:36 GMT *Back in my days of highschool I had this one teacher for both Mathematics and Physics who use to spurt the most random quotes all the time. Today... Back in my days of highschool I had this one teacher for both Mathematics and Physics who use to spurt the most random quotes all the time.
Today I found the old word document containing some of the ones I had written down in my workbook and taken the time to type out.
Enjoy and feel free to add posts of your own crazy quotes!

Mathematics


  • ‘Lets have the max time with the min distractions’
  • ‘It’s good for your math’s brain, it wont help your soul at all’
  • ‘Answer: a lot of water’
  • ‘...and that’s why things explode’
  • ‘Slight changes…as in start again’
  • ‘I just lost my train!!’
  • ‘It’s like a virus going round the class, a wonderful virus’
  • ‘There easier…what do you call it…??…NUMBERS!!’
  • ‘You get virtual Chico’s’ (local fast food outlet)
  • ‘PORABOLA!!!’ *throws a pen*
  • ‘We can have a math’s party’ *class cheers* ‘That means we’re doing math’ *class moans*
  • ‘Quadratic polynomial gala day!’


Physics


  • ‘How do you deal with randomness?’
  • ‘That empty feeling that you get when you find there’s no electron their’
  • ‘D-d-d-d-changes’
  • ‘It’s just a model’
  • ‘You guy’s are silly’
  • ‘Don’t go there, its like the deep part of a lake- don’t try it or you’ll drown. Trust me, I’ve been their and somehow I survived, must have been my puffer. Lucky I had my puffer with me or I would have drowned’
  • ‘Don’t call it wee wee in the HSC!’
  • ‘We think having a baby is a disease’
  • ‘And it’s amazing- the baby’s just blow up!’
  • ‘Ultrasound: the black art’
  • ‘Bones are good’
  • ‘Get all the fat happening’
  • ‘Suet pudding-don’t eat it’
  • ‘Rheeeeeeeeeeeoooow’ (as explaining the dopler effect)
  • ‘The fork is going 60km/h, goes into a projectile and then hits someone in the head or something’… ‘My explanations always end up bloody’
  • ‘It’s good to have a whiteboard. Shame you guy’s don’t have one’
  • ‘The pro’s and the scones’
  • ‘I thought it was Yugoslav or something’
  • ‘I want your shoe!’ ...‘It’s hard to walk with only one shoe’ *Guys* ‘Yeah, you wobble’ ‘Like a pirate!!
]]> Spam Section Chibi Gamer http://www.ozgaming.com.au/showthread.php?2254-Random-stuff-teachers-say Spoony, Spoon-? Which one of you guys did this? http://www.ozgaming.com.au/showthread.php?2250-Spoony-Spoon-Which-one-of-you-guys-did-this&goto=newpost Wed, 08 May 2013 06:18:40 GMT http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/44022-spoon-prison-escape-russian-murder-suspect-escapes-jail/ http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/4402...-escapes-jail/ ]]> Spam Section Clint http://www.ozgaming.com.au/showthread.php?2250-Spoony-Spoon-Which-one-of-you-guys-did-this Learning the Alphabet http://www.ozgaming.com.au/showthread.php?2226-Learning-the-Alphabet&goto=newpost Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:32:43 GMT G'day guys, this thread is dedicated to helping everyone remember the alphabet with simple words.

Feel free to type whatever a letter means if you feel like helping. I'll go first. And remember, SIMPLE WORDS


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